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kitler53 said:
i'd like to submit a challenger for worst pick up line.

I was hanging out with an old high school friend of mine at a bar. I turned away to grab another round of drinks then some guy walked up to her on opened with, "So, do you know how to give Helen Keller an enema?" I'm sorry but that's just gross. Then answer, btw, was "put a plunger in the toilet".

 I don't know, I'm always a fan of asking random people "can I buy you a spatula?"