Cheebee on 09 February 2010
| Bamboleo said: No love for Yamauchi? |
I really shouldn't tell you this, but the man you know as Hiroshi Yamauchi is secretly a state-of-the-art humanoid robot that was built in Nintendo's secret underground headquarters in the early 50's. He was supposed to be a secret weapon in case Japan went to war with America, but was never used for that purpose. Afterwards, when it became clear there'd be no war, he was made president of Nintendo, to rule like no man could.
Secretly, all of Nintendo's greatest things came from his mind, from the NES to the control stick, and from Mario to Pikmin. He is currently believed to be working on DS2 and Wii 3D.
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