Official Mass Effect 2 Thread

[Darc Requiem]

Strategyking92 said:

The ballad of Blasto:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The council thought the first Hanar Sectre would play by the rules....

"this one has forgot whether it's heatsink is over capacity, it wonders whether the criminal scum considers itself fortunate."

.... They were wrong.

"this one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions."

He's got a lover in every port, and a gun in every tentacle.

"enkindle this."

"Blasto: The Jellyfish Stings available for extranet purchase this fall from Illium entertainment."

I always thought that was hilarious. Sometimes I like to just sit around and listen to the backgroun ads or galactic news reports. Some of the idle conversations are funny too.