I can come up with a couple on the spot. hopefully these won't be repeats of what dtewi's already posted.
Your mom is so fat, when she popped her hip, it took out hiroshima
Your mom is so fat that when she farts, it take 3 weeks for anyone to realize it.
Your mom is so ugly, her mirrors go on strike.
Your mom is so fat that she gave Shigeru Miyamoto the idea for Wiifit
Your mom is so dumb she thinks Wiifit is how condoms are sized
Your mom is so dumb she thinks polar bears are magnetic
Your mom is so dumb she thinks Kodiak bears have built in cameras
Your mom is so dumb she thinks all gay women come from Lesbia
Your mom is so ugly she turned medusa to stone
Your mom is so fat that she got hit by lightning and it bounced.
Oh yeah, I've got one more. If you don't get it, just think about it for a bit. If you do get it, you'll wish you hadn't.
Your mom is so dumb, that when people tell you that you're F***ing stupid, they're right.
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