Ok if this game doesn't have WiFi, that leaves me with only one option. Buy 4 copies of the game, and buy 3 friends. It's the only thing to do in that situation.
Holy shit wow greatest news ever.
Soriku needs to go back to gaming history school. I'm scared of having kids because they might end up like him. If I have kids, they're getting only Atari 2600 games until they can beat 3 of them, then they'll move up to NES until they beat at least 3 games before they can move on. I'll let them unlock bonus games through sidequest games on the Master System. I'll turn them into a gaming machine, with my encyclopedic gaming knowledge installed at an even younger age! Mwahahaha!
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.
