No matter what you think, IGN is right.

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You can't spell pignuts without IGN.

Yeah it sure would be nice if Nintendo did all these CRAZY AWESOME THINGS LIKE GIVE MARIO BIGGER TITS AND CUT WARIO'S HEAD OFF!!!1

Unfortunately, Nintendo, as usual, is holding up their console all by themselves with no help. So, if you're playing the role of Atlas, do you keep holding the world up by yourself, or do you go crazy and try juggling with your feet? A non-stupid Atlas (Nintendo) keeps holding the world up by themselves. They'll foot juggle again when 3rd parties pull their heads out of their asses.