d21lewis said:
You know, I've never thought of it like that. God is all "high maintenance". He says, "If you want to get with me, you have to worship me and me alone, stop eating pork, don't steal cable, and accept my son." The devil is like, "Hey baby, I like your soul just the way it is. You're good enough for me!" Of course, I'm still going to worship God.....but I may have an affair with the devil. |
That's the cool thing about God, I guess. As long as you get down on your knees and say you're really, really sorry, he always takes you back. Even if you reek of Satan sodomy.
Have I been sacrigiligous enough in this thread? I like making smartass jokes, but I don't actually like offending deeply religious people. Please don't smite me!
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