d21lewis on 14 January 2010
famousringo said:
God? Yeah right. That guy expects you to beg him for the privilige of taking your soul. |
You know, I've never thought of it like that. God is all "high maintenance". He says, "If you want to get with me, you have to worship me and me alone, stop eating pork, don't steal cable, and accept my son." The devil is like, "Hey baby, I like your soul just the way it is. You're good enough for me!"
Of course, I'm still going to worship God.....but I may have an affair with the devil.
