What upcoming games do you secretly hope to fail (flop)?

[badgenome]

mibuokami said:

badgenome said:

perpride said:

badgenome said:

hatmoza said:
If Flower ever has a sequel ...

 

I hope your kidneys fail.

Dude how do you always know when someone says something bad about Flower? It's like you have some sort of ringer that goes off everytime someone mentions the game on the forums.

Whenever I get a shooting pain in my big toe, I know someone is bagging on my game. And since that someone is almost always hatmoza, it's a simple enough thing to track it down by looking at his latest posts.

LIES, thats far too logical a process to be the truth coming from the likes of YOU. Admit it, you sacrifice a gerbil to your Dark God Richard Gere and upon looking at the entrail of your sacrificial victim a portent will be discovered that marks the constellation you are required to read to ascertain the future (which is always the fist of the north st-er I mean the Big Dipper). You then say the name out loud three times while spinning anti-clockwise before drawing out a fortune cookie you liberated from a shady China-man call Michael Bay/ The fortune cookie holds the name of a person you must random insult on their VGChartz wall. You then look down from your newly posted insult, skipping exactly three post before identifying the fourth poster beneath you as the person that made a post that somehow offended the will of Flower (either the game or the damn matriarch in the stupid but enchantingly engaging Animal Planet show: Meerkat Manor).

That is all.

Looks like I've been found out.