I call them A B Left Right "The one on top!" and "The one on the right!"
Or for the Wii: "The big one!" or "The small one!" for the nunchuck ones.
Yes, people usually give me a "wtf?!" look, but the system works for me.
Tag(thx fkusumot) - "Yet again I completely fail to see your point..."
HD vs Wii, PC vs HD: http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=93374
Why Regenerating Health is a crap game mechanic: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=3986420
gamrReview's broken review scores: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=4170835