My friend wants to buy a DS and I called him a girl, whos right?

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Squilliam said:

So we were walking together, just chatting peacefully when my friend dropped the bomb.

Friend: "So, like, I was thinking of buying a DS lite for pokemon.

Me: "Say WHAAAAT"

Friend: "Yeah I want to be able to pull out a gaming system when im doing something boring like waiting around"

Me: "Get away from me you freak!"

Friend: "No, im serious I want to buy a DS Lite with pokemon from xxxxx (not be named) for $150, can you spot me a hundie"

Me: "And turn one of my best friends into a girl?"

Friend: "Well I'll take the tits but you can keep the vag."

...... AND SO ON.

So do I become a DS enabler and help my friend get a DS and possibly a set of tits to go with it or do I deny my friend and hope he forgets about it in a week or two?

I think you should buy a DS and become more comfortable with your masculinity.