What are your New Year's Resolutions?

[highwaystar101]

1. Organise a successful rebel uprising in France and install myself as emperor.
2. Plagiarise many famous works of literature.
3. Eat the worlds longest sandwich.
4. Develop a new way of creating clean, renewable energy that will solve the world's energy problem... And then take it away again.
5. Invent a time machine.