They are all females.
The Wii is a cute and sexy farm girl. People may find cool to say that girls from the big city are hotter and smarter but they did not give Wii a chance.
The PS3 is like a 40 year old feminist. She is rich, single and powerful. However she demands so much that no one meets the requirements to play with her.
The Xbox360 is a girl that everyone enjoys spending time with. Even so she is the psycho bitch kind. Spend too much time and she gets agressive and may even kill herself.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
