IGN Previews Ninja Gaiden 2 (Info, Screens, Video)

[GooseGaws]

naznatips said:

GooseGaws said:
I like your basic concept, but there really needs to be blood spraying and generally flooding about as well. Maybe the cutscenes could just be fountains of blood spewing forth from an unintelligible source which may or may not be the arteries of Ryu's enemies.

I watched a video preview of the Wii Oneechanbara, and it was terrible. Looks even worse than the 360 version (though that doesn't say much), and probably has even less a chance of a North American release (thankfully).

Yes, and we can't forget this is an Itagaki game, so there needs to be boobs somewhere. Maybe the cutscene will just be a Dead or Alive girl bouncing up and down in a pool of blood. We need to hurry up and patent this so that we can sell it to Itagaki for big bucks.

Right, right.  I think it would work with the Dead or Alive girl simply falling nude (but carefully concealed in just the right places) through an endless waterfall composed entirely of blood.  Cascading, torrential blood.  And then, falling up through the same blood waterfall to reverse the breast physics?  Plus, a bonus unlockable of a sideways blood waterfall?

Alright, it must be time for sleep...