| ItsaMii said: I must tell the truth about this game. I have not played it yet, but it is my duty to tell the truth about the corrupt gaming media hyping this average game. Mario games are going downhill since Mario 2 (the best of them all). I will share some facts with you guys: 1) Mario Galaxy only uses one Gamecube of the 2 ductaped together inside the Wii. This produces subpar graphics that are barelly near the level of Crysis for PC. 2) It was dumbed down for the stupid casual audience. The game is so easy you can not even compare it to Viewtifull Joe on V-rated, Ghouls and Goblins or the original Ninja Gaiden. 3) Reliable sources reported that the game can be finished in 7 hours (15 if you collect all stars). It is embarassingly short, one could speedrun it in 4 hours. 4) No replay value. After defeating the last boss, all you can do is collect more stupid stars. You can also replay the game with the secret character, but this is not as deep as collecting skulls in Halo or dog tags in Metal Gear. 5) The game corrupts children. With its secret gay messages the game tries to keep your kids away from the right path. 6) The hype is already fading. Reviewers can try to fool us, but the truth is that no one cares about MG anymore. The game bombed hard. In just 2 weeks it barely sold more than 1.300.000 units. 7) There is no online play. This is the future Nintendo, how can you release shit that has no online multiplayer. 8) The story is so bad that I will not even talk about it. 9) The controls are awkward. There is no support for mouse and keyboard even though Wii supports keyboard. Motion controls are gimmick like everything else on the Wii. 10) Enviroments are repetitive and dull. The colors are lacking and details are scarce. This is a 6/10 game.
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ItsaYii that thinks this, and onlyaYii...
1. Wii is more powerful than Xbox.
2. It is not dumbed down. You can play it "easy," or you can play it "hard." Speed running it is "hard," and collecting everything is "hard," but just beating the last Bowser may be "easy."
3. Collecting all 120 stars will take much longer than 7 hours. Besides, Super Mario Bros. for the NES can be finished in 5 minutes, if you're one of the greatest players for that game.
4. There is lots of replay value, especially if you are planning to speed run through the game. It has as much replay value as any other 3D platformer.
5. Only those with sick minds would interpret certain messages into something of homosexuality.
6. Hype is not fading, nor will it ever fade. Perhaps, instead of selling massively around release date, and then slowing down as time goes by, the game will sell at a good, steady pace, for long-term.
7. It's the first 3D Mario platformer that can be played by two players. Is that not good enough? Besides, how would it work online?
8. Mario games are not about the story. The story serves to give reason to playing the game. It's mainly just a glue that puts the game together.
9. Controls are perfect. You're just not very good at the game.
10. Environments are always new, and fresh. The colors are bright, and plentiful, and details are abundant.
Super Mario Bros. 2 U.S.A. is one of the worst Mario games, for it is not even a true Mario game, and you know this. I assume that this is all just a joke. But still...
