Ban reasons are generally hilarious, at least on SA. Now that I know they're here also I'll have to go through them.
A personal favorite from SA:
"go back in time before you made this post, way, way before, before you were born and have sex with your mother. seriously though i feel like we'll get along better if we have something in common. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours."
I'll do some searching and find some great ones here, but I wish you could see the reasons on this site for banning all in a list without clicking the profile.
3rd Party Wall of Shame
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=30478.msg581036#msg581036







