Damn, I just can't seem to use my fireblast =/
"Why? Why!? Why? Why?..."
This is just priceless.
Also, @SuperAdrianK, if this is a joke, there are in fact "churches" which go pretty much like this. In fact, I spent last week on an apartment neighboring one of these, and it was always full of people. It's kind of unbelievable, actually.







