| Seece said: 50 Reasons why Britain is better than America Objavil Maša dne 25.06.2007 v Življenje nasploh |
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population
2 - About 40 times your land area
3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs
4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports
5 - USA has a military 5x larger
6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34
7 - Hollywood movies
8 - Coke & Pepsi
9 - The American Dream
10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place
11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America
12 - Capitalism
13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em!
14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention
15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches!
16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain?
17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha
18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler
19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy?
20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands
21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it!
22 - Texas
23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood
24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47)
25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution
26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas
27 - Statue of Liberty
28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain?
29 - Megan effing Fox!
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49 - ummm Beer!!
50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing
