"Also lol @ the last part of the paragraph in the OP, where the author is talking about Nintendo's horrible "low profits" of $767.8 million XD"
That's why it's a lie. They make that horrible, and leave out how the other companies, even in whole, have lowered profits.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








