Easy one.
Hopefully, if you've prepared for a zombie apocalypse, you've remembered to pack your 6 foot length of garrote wire. upon infection and near the time of initial death you simply tie the wire around your neck and fasten it to a rather sturdy support (water pipes are good). Then upon reanimation, not only are you incapacitated and unable to attack your lover, but your ensuing struggle to eat their flesh will cause the pressure of the wire to sever your neck's dead skin, muscle tissue and spinal cord.
You get to take out your own zombie without committing suicide, allowing you to go to hell based on the other awful things you've done instead.
I thought that was obvious... bloody amatures.
I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do.
Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.
Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!
Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.
