Why does Mario eat mushrooms?

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Red4ADevil said:

V-r0cK said:

SuperAdrianK said:

 

You would eat it if you have a chance in real life... would you?

Actually no because, for one it has eyes, and when Mario breaks the box for this it moves meaning its a moving living thing.  Thus Mario eats it raw and live.  No thanks.  I would keep it as a pet cuz its so dam cute tho

Then you better keep it from spreading its spores, or house will be filled with them.

I might try green but red one?Come on, every kid know that its poisonous....Or is it?I have never eaten one or seen anyone eaten one...Maybe its Nintendos message = Red mushrooms are eatable and they make you grow 20m giant!

Conspiracy!