Why does Mario eat mushrooms?

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SuperAdrianK said:

You would eat it if you have a chance in real life... would you?

Actually no because, for one it has eyes, and when Mario breaks the box for this it moves meaning its a moving living thing.  Thus Mario eats it raw and live.  No thanks.  I would keep it as a pet cuz its so dam cute tho