loves2splooge said:
This is why in Fable II I didn't get married. I have two files (one male, one female). I didn't opt for marriage once in the game yet. Having pre-marital sex (especially if it's with someone's husband or wife. It's hilarious when the characters are like "get away from my husband you strumpet" after you do the come back to my place to her husband. And then the adulterous bastard follows you into some shack for some loving right in front of his wife), threesomes, and orgies with randy/raunchy/unchaste civilians and prostitutes is so much better and worth it. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk and steaks for free/a small fee? I will get one of my avatars to marry eventually though. Because I want the marriage, bigamist and child achievements. That's the only reason why I'm bothering with that feature because marriage in Fable II is so not worth it. Doing it all for the achievements. I hear that it's very common for your wife to whore around and pump out some other dude's baby. I'll make sure to have my corrupt strumpet avatar do the marriage and kid achievements (since obviously you're gonna know that the kid is yours if you are birthing it) since I don't want my male avatar to experience the humiliation of seeing his wife pump out some other dude's baby. It's a shame that your female avatar can't have kids out of wedlock in Fable II because it would be hilarious if my husband had to take care of a whole bunch of kids that aren't his. I can give him the STDs I picked up though. That's always a bonus. |
"it would be hilarious if my husband had to take care of a whole bunch of kids that aren't his."
hahahah thats brilliant! My greatest conquest on Fable II the second time round was marrying Lady Grey, cloning her and having one in each city. Its messed up, but she was dead allready so what the heck. Only problem is I dont think the game knew what was going on and no matter how many gifts I gave her it wouldnt recognise her as the one associated to the stats. Lucky for me I worked out a cheap place to buy diamonds, and being the richest kid in town I could spoil her under garments off! BUT! One minute everything was ok and she was deeply inlove with me, next minute seemingly out of no where she wants a divorce. Then my game was stuffed cos it still says Im married to like 3 lady greys but shes no where to be seen! :'(
When you have more then 1 wife this little rat black mail you. Actually one thing I have never tried is having a baby in every town. I prefer to play as the chick so my marriages are generaly lesbian :) And if you dont upgrade certain stats she stays slim and doesnt turn all butch ;)
If at first you don't succeed, you fail
