I just realized that Nintendo is abusing their most loyal fans

[The Ghost of RubangB]

I knew Nintendo stopped caring about me when they stopped returning my love letters.

Dear Nintendo,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... 100, 500, 800, 1000, 2000, 4000, 5000, 8000, 1UP, 1UP, 1UP...
Love, Rubang