O noz, my baby brother has swine flu! Soriku is doomed!

[Rainbird]

Kantor said:
I hope your brother is okay.

You, on the other hand, will be fine. If you get swine flu, you'll have a fever and maybe a headache for less than a week, and you'll be right as rain again. Slightly worse if you have asthma, but not a lot.

That's the best kind of right