CVG loves NSMB Single player, says multiplayer is frustrating

[Pyro as Bill]

Am I the only person buying this game just to throw my friends down a bottomless pit? I want them to die.

They are going to sit in their little bubble and watch me kick arse and if they don't like it, tough. They need to learn how to play. The only time I'll let them out of their bubble is when it's over a lava pit.