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[highwaystar101]

WessleWoggle said:

highwaystar101 said:

I've been looking at what the pay is like for a Ninja and it's good news, the average Ninja earns $61,000, although this is $14,00 less than a prirate who would stand to earn $75,000. Why don't you become a pirate instead? It requires less physical fitness, shorter hours, you are 22% more likely to be hired and you get $14,000 a year more money.

 

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The funny thing about this, I like acting like a pirate, have a pirate outfit and sometimes I like to buy a bottle of rum and act like a pirate...

Well why don't you become a pirate then? It's a far more realistic vocation in life. All you have to do is buy a plane ticket to Somalia or the Philippines, find a gang of pirates and you're set.