Who Cares About Mario Anymore?

[Words Of Wisdom]

It's always fascinating to see people who think Mario might be gay.

This is a plumber who has spent more years chasing women (one in particular) in video game history than just about any other icon to date.  Heck, he's been chasing women longer than most current video game icons have been alive (so to speak).

Master Chief is more likely to be gay than Mario.