my list is better than your list

[patapon]

angrypoolman said:

patapon said:
YEah? WEll my list is much better than yours!!!

Here it goes:

2 apples
3 2 liter bottles of diet pepsi
A mango
One cream filled muffin surprise
A little mouse
A big mouse
A python to eat both the little and big mouse in subsequential order
Another apple
2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pair tree
Santa clause on crack
A bunny with an Energizer logo

Yep, my list is indeed, awesome

so what is it about those items that make them so appealing to you? what experiences do you have with, say, a cream filled muffin surprise that you enjoy so much?

Well, it is quiet elementary as to how my list is better than yours. Because you see, I have all the ingredients needed to obtain an objectively awesome list. And you don't.

Think of it this way, would you be happy to have a muffin surprise? Indeed you would. Anyone would. It's an objective fact. And how about a little mouse? On it's lonesome, a little mouse is certainly an annoyance that requires one to call an exterminator. But with the addition of a big mouse and a python, everything becomes awesome!

I'm confused and should probably lay down.