They're just going to do exactly what they've been doing.
PC: hey mac (wearing fancy outfit)
Mac: hey PC, say, what's the occasion?
PC: Oh I'ts just me new windows upgrade, you know it's everything Vista should have been.
Mac: I heard about that, looks expensive.
PC: Yes it was Mac, but you gotta break a couple eggs to make an omelete.
Mac: We don't do much cooking here PC, Macs come with everything standard and there's no need to worry about upgrading because of updates from Apple which upgrade instantly and automatically.
PC: whatever, you still have to put in your social security number whenever you update, I wouldn't call that exactly painlessly.
Mac: (quizzical look) What? No company will ever ask for your social security number on a Mac, PC.
PC: Haha ok Mac, very funny, you know very well that to open a web page or word processor or anything else, you have to type in your social security number or credit card number, that's just standard.
Mac: PC, have you been typing those things in recently on your computer?
(PC clone dressed in a crown and robe walks over and stands next to PC)
PC: Oh nice to meet you, here's my social security number
