IVG U2 review: "No game has ever told a story so well"

[masschamber]

I can't believe people are actually calling it a good story,
it is first and foremost cliched to no end, second the dialogue is bad action movie quality rife with faux witty banter and generic "cool" comments, third the characters are as predictable and cookie cutter as they get,
it is a bad action movie all round
furthermore I can't believe the praise the gameplay is getting, the platforming is basically lifted straight from the recent tomb raider games and the action is like gears of war, bad version
and most of all Nathan Drake is by far the most unlikable lead character I've seen in a game
plus does the game really need Laura Croft with a red shirt?
the graphics are the only thing this game has going for it, and personally I think the great, but not the blow out everything else people are acting like, plus I absolutely hate the character designs
frankly I picked it up along side infamous (which I'm pretty happy with) and halo odst (pleasantly surprised with) at the toys r us buy 2 get 1 and uncharted 2 looks as if it might be heading for being resold unless the multiplayer is a really great