"In my opinion, Ubisoft are only bested by Activision. When it comes to being shit."
Wrong. You can't have that opinion. EA is empirically worse than Ubisoft can ever be. It's a law among gamers.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








