Why would you want to be Gay?

[--OkeyDokey--]

TruckOSaurus said:

1. Guys are really HOT (not all of them of course)!
2. Guys want sex all the time
3. Guys don't have periods (no week off every month)
4. Guys understand guys better
5. You can share clothes
6. It pisses off conservatives
7. Longer penises and ring finger

Do they do the cooking and cleaning?