The only way to win the core market is to spend $50 million on the next Zelda, and make sure it's different from OoT, but not too different, while magically capturing the newness that they found made OoT so awesome.
Also they need to forbid any shovelware games and spend millions moneyhatting big franchises.
In other words, this is not the audience Nintendo is aiming for. They are aiming for people who like to play games, either in a casual or hardcore fashion, not this dumb vocal minority.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








