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How dare anybody make a console that's aimed at normal folk!!!

I, like many of my hardcore gaming brethren, am such a hardcore gamer that I've never kissed a girl, had a bath or left the house.

I could have lived a full and satisfying life, but instead I decided to devote it to playing COD4 and Halo 3 24/7...oh ,and slagging off nintendo as much as possible...