Sony fanboys, get in here

[Euphoria14]

patapon said:

I am the true Sony leader.

You see, it is I who has earned this right. It belongs to ME! None have endured what I have endured, none have suffered what I have suffered. For over 10 years, I've been on Sony's frontier. Fighting Xbots in the trenches, fighting Nintendrones in the closet. You see, my battle scares trump all yours. I have completed lair on it's hardest difficulty and even sat through 5 minutes of (shivers) HAZE!!!

It is only right and fitting for me to take leadership position. You hear me, MY RIGHT! IF YOU DO NOT SUBMIT TO MY WILL, I SHALL ENVOKE THE PHOWA OF DE CEHLL AND CURSE YOU ALL WITH...

I like those "Diabeetus" commercials.

Still, you smell and wish you were me. I'm the Sony Leader.

 

@Gilgamesh

You don't want me to think what I thought it meant.

 

@keywe666

 

You beat me out by 5 seconds all while taking a piss? Maybe you're the real Sony Leader.