outlawauron on 21 September 2009
| Orca_Azure said: at the request of some bolded text :P : We were in her car and she was driving. A cop siren turns on and it turns out she was doing 40 in a 25 zone. She says: "omg :( *sniffle* could you find it in your heart to give me a warning?" cop: idk miss i'll have to think her: *pulls shirt down to expose cleavage and squeezes arms together and wiggles slightly* take all the time you need me: *facepalm so hard i had a red mark from the ring i was wearing* We were studying for a "name the state" test and i was tutoring her. I asked her "what's the capital of Scandinavia" and she says "oh silly that's not a state" Then I ask "what's the capital of Nebraska" she says: That's not a state either silly..... In another class we had, I told her i was surprised that 25% of the class was hispanic (that's rare for where we lived). she said: nu uh. there's like 20 kids in the class only only like 5 are hispanic. |
Oh my. I want more stories.
Please keep it up.
