Prediction for the Gamespot review:
1) "We saw this planet thing before in Ratchet & Clank." -0.5 points
2) "Motion controls don't work well because I'm too much of an idiot to set my sensor bar up properly." -1 point
3) "No online multiplayer. Nintendo hates online." -0.5 points
4) "Not as pretty as [insert Xbox 360 game here]." -0.5 points
Total: 7.5/10
Final line: "Mario Galaxy may be revolutionary, and it may be a whole hell of a lot of fun, but it just feels 'last-gen' in so many ways."
"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."
-Sean Malstrom
