My craziest Scribblenauts exploits so far... (zombie riding a bear + more)

[Pyro as Bill]

I tried to start a religious war between an imam, a rabbi and a priest but they all seem quite peaceful.

I've decided to recreate the Passion instead. Planks of wood, glue, rabbi, centurion, whip, messiah. Beats the pants off Mel Gibson's version.