Okay I tamed a dragon with a cupid arrow, and then I put on a wig and a wizard robe and got my scythe and hopped on its back. I even gave my dragon a crown to make it the king dragon. Then we murdered a virgin.
This is only the second level, where this dumb game wants me to dream up a way how to catch a butterfly!?!? Pshtsss, I don't play by the rules. I murder virgins. Besides, you can just jump in the air and grab the butterfly without any items in under a second.
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