I have two dogs, Oliver and Trevor.
Oliver is a complete idiot, but loveable. So to him I'm always making cutesy noises. "Hewwo there Olly polly Bear" kind of thing
Trevor is a genius, by far and away the smartest dog I've ever met... I honestly actually think he is more intelligent than most humans I've met too. Speaking to him all cutesy just seems, well, condescending to be honest.







