Tee Hee. Eurogamer makes me lol. Also weep for humanity... But mostly lol.
Ending every level with merit get' is much better than being boring and ending it with 'congratulations' or some shit.
Also, I had to laugh especially at
"and beyond clumsy controls. Oh, and an agonising tutorial that seems intent on denying anything the game is about."
In the first sentence he shows that he reviewed this as an action adventure, and then in the second criticises the game developers themselves for believing it to be a puzzle game. GENIUS!!







