Simple solution to the OP...don't buy it. If you don't like it, don't buy it. Oh, and don't rag on those who pay for it, because chances are, they like it and don't give 2 cat turds what you think anyway. If they didn't like it, they wouldn't buy it, just as you probably shouldn't.
Pretty easy, huh? It was a nice write up, but you literally wasted time on something you hate. Forcing a dump would have benefited you more as long as you didn't prolapse from pushing so hard.
"Man is born free but is everywhere in chains" - Rousseau







