highwaystar101 on 14 September 2009
@JEDE3
Urgh, I've had the lottery ticket one before where they let the silly supersticious nonsense get the better of them. you get it all, like...
Customer: May I get that lottery ticket.
Me: (Reels one off)
Customer: No not that one, this one, this one looks lucky.
Me: No, that ones like five tickets in, I'm not ruining my roll just for you.
...or...
Customer: Can I get a lottery ticket.
Me: (Hands one over)
Customer: (Goes off scratches them and comes back) Oh wow, I won £5 must be my lucky day, I'll have 5 more please... Oh, I lost all five.
I always used to think 'you bloody idiot' at that point.
