highwaystar101 on 14 September 2009
oo oo we doing stories?
When I was working at the tobacco counter at Sainsbury's...
Small girl (under ten years old): Er, hello, do you have cigarettes?
Me: (Standing in front of wall filled with cigarettes) Er yes, we do sell cigarettes.
Small girl: May I buy some? (looking clueless) Er, can I get five, er, Marl- bo-bor-borolo. Five marlboro reds please
Me: You can't get packs of five.
Small girl: Ok what do you have packs of five of.
Me: You can cigars in packs of five.
Small girl: Can I have five cigars then please.
Surprisingly I didn't serve her, I have dozens though, I'll have to rememeber them.
