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I'm a university student, and don't have any regular job at the moment.

The coolest title I've had for a job was "soldier assistant". I was working at the opera Aida as well.. living scenery basically. I was one of the 90 Egyptian soldiers who marched across the stage at one point, and then spent half and hour or so standing in a stairway. My outfit included a skirt, and I had to carry a big-ass banner that was basically an iron pole with a styrofoam ball painted blue and some cheap ribbons at the top.

Sorta fun, but the best part about was the awesomely misleading title. It's even vaguer in Finnish, and comes across as something like "military advisor". Pretty good considering I was 16 at the time. =P