The Ghost of RubangB on 11 September 2009
I was intimidated by the awesomeness of your example, but I felt the need to post to keep this thread alive.
But I just remembered a better one, that's actually a malaprop.
Some guys I knew were trying to get out of the city and they said they wanted to get some woods, some river, and some beach all in one trip. They skipped town for the weekend and when they came back, I was like "So, did you guys get some river, some beach, and some wood?" and then we all froze and realized what I just said.
