I'm predicting a Gamespot review that looks something like this:
"This game is a triumph, with unique gameplay and exceptional controls guaranteed to enthrall and enchant any gamer for hours.
"Unfortunately, the lobotomized chimpanzee we assigned this review to had a hard time understanding how to use the wiimote. He ended up eating the controller and had a tough time playing the game by waggling his belly around and punching himself in the gut. So we're forced to give Super Mario Galaxy 8.5, the official ceiling for any Wii game except WarioWare. Chimpy really likes Wario."
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
*Image indefinitely borrowed from BrainBoxLtd without his consent.
