Words Of Wisdom on 21 August 2009
Greetings friends, neighbors, heartless villains who will surely kill us all,
I would like to offer the mafia members the deal of a lifetime. Turn yourselves in now and you will receive not one, but two quality kidney stabbings. Each kidney-stabbing will be hand delivered by our trained specialists and come with a commemorative silver-plated dagger and lettuce peeler. It's a bargain deal that you can't afford to pass up. Supplies are limited; call now while kidney-stabbing supplies last.
Sincerely,
Mayor WoW of vgChartzville.
