If we kill baby seals for people who post Amazon sales figures, we've gotta find some cute mammals to butcher when people present online polls as useful data.

"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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